Our root,
who art in Unix,
hallowed be thy shell.
Thy kernel come.
Thy commands be run
@localhost as they are in iNet.
Give us this day our daily updates.
And forgive us for our four-oh-threes,
as we forgive those who 403 against us.
And lead us not into segfaults
but deliver us from /dev/null/
for thine is the Kernel, access,
and 1337ness.
Forever and ever,
EOF