At age 82 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
At age 82 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
At age 84 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.
Liz: At age 46 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.
Missy: At age 96 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.
Shanna: At age 105 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
iluvk9 wrote:Well, thank heavens I will be here, on PBT, posting for many, many more years!
At age 101 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
Dee: At age 88 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.
Kato: At age 53 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.
Hottie: At age 51 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
Erin: At age 48 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.
TheRedQueen wrote:Mine doesn't seem all that unlikely...Erin: At age 48 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.
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