My mild-mannered English husband Adam lives quite a colourful existance in his dreams. Having benefited from hours of delight at his dead-of-night musings, I thought it only fair to share them with the world.
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The views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the attitudes/opinions of waking Adam. Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians. But he does hate lentils.
"Snail fiddling is not an occupation I'd be proud of. You dirty fucker."
"No, not the cats. Don't trust them. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much."
"Vegetarians will be the first to go. That's my plan. Vegans haven't got a hope. 'I eat air, I'm so healthy...' Bollocks!"
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
"Stupid smurfing fishcakes."