Longest fingernails, lost in a car crash

Postby iluvk9 » February 13th, 2009, 8:00 pm

BITCH!!!!

My hair is NOT that long. :dance:
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Postby alaskapit » February 13th, 2009, 8:18 pm

did it fall off with your nails?
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Postby iluvk9 » February 13th, 2009, 8:20 pm

alaskapit wrote:did it fall off with your nails?


:neener:

I just think there are ENOUGH strange people living among us *cough* Debby and we don't need more.
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Postby BigDogBuford » February 13th, 2009, 8:43 pm

Biggest question of all.....how did she masturbate? :confused:
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Postby Jenn » February 13th, 2009, 8:47 pm

:lol3:

I'd imagine having those nails had to be a major handicap... I can't imagine she could really do all that much with those disgusting things. The things people will do for a little fame.. :nono: If I seen her in person it would definitely make me gag.
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Postby Marinepits » February 13th, 2009, 8:53 pm

To me, the grossest part about those nails is how did she keep them CLEAN? I mean, she must have been washing her hands and nails constantly. At least I HOPE she did. :shock:
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Postby BigDogBuford » February 13th, 2009, 8:56 pm

To her credit they look somewhat less gross than the super long fingernails I've seen before. Usually they're all curled and nasty. I wonder if she ever french manicured them? Imagine being the manicurist if she sat down in your chair? I'd cry and run away.
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Postby alaskapit » February 13th, 2009, 9:16 pm

BigDogBuford wrote:Biggest question of all.....how did she masturbate? :confused:


:crazy2: the question i've been asking myself all along... CAREFULLY?? :sad2:
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Postby SisMorphine » February 13th, 2009, 9:28 pm

BigDogBuford wrote:Biggest question of all.....how did she masturbate? :confused:

I'll bet the door jam and chair arms saw a lot of action . . .
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Postby BigDogBuford » February 13th, 2009, 9:32 pm

SisMorphine wrote:
BigDogBuford wrote:Biggest question of all.....how did she masturbate? :confused:

I'll bet the door jam and chair arms saw a lot of action . . .


I don't even have a witty comeback for that! The washing machine on spin cycle?
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Postby alaskapit » February 14th, 2009, 12:12 am

yeah....yeah, no that about kills it :shoot: :chopper:
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