by Pit♥bull » January 17th, 2009, 9:13 am
A Real Louisiana Cajun walks into a Texas bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive Texas Cowgirl wearing skin-tight jeans. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The Cowgirl notices he is from Louisiana by his LSU ball cap and asks, "Is your little swamp girl running late?"
"Oh no," he replies, "I just got me dis state-of the-art watch, and was just testing it."
The intrigued Cowgirl says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Cajun explains, "Dey tell me it use a alpha wave to talk to me, how dey say dat, telepathically."
The Texas lady says, "Oh yeah, what's it telling you now?"
"Well, it say you ain't wearing no panties."
The Cowgirl giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken... you cute little Coon-Ass... because I AM wearing panties!"
The Cajun smiles, taps his watch and says........ "Damnnnn, dis ting's running an hour fass!"