DemoDick wrote:Michelle and I have room for you out here in the country. The commute is a bitch, but you have the added benefit of being around me, and I smell good and am basically awesome. The household is very safe as I have loaded guns, knives and a few swords stashed everywhere and the dogs eat errant burglars. They would probably learn that you're not a burglar within a couple weeks or so, with some training (don't look them in the eye). Also, my new bagpipes should be here in March and I will be practicing quite a bit to break them in and get up to speed.
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DemoDick wrote:Oh, no need to fight. We have other rooms. You guys just have to be cool with "clothing optional" piping.
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jcoffey917 wrote::ROFL2:
Man, it's too bad I didn't see this offer earlier!
I did find a place off Park Ave in the city. A 1 bedroom opened up in the same house that my sister is in, so I'll be living downstairs from her. No extra pet fees, and as long as the dog is friendly he doesn't care what the breed is. I never thought it would be as hard it was to find a landlord that didn't have breed restrictions.
DemoDick wrote:You're going to miss a lot of fun times with the nude cooking and bagpiping, swordfights and backyard bonfires. That kind of wholesome family fun doesn't fly in Hipsterville, USA.
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DemoDick wrote:You're going to miss a lot of fun times with the nude cooking and bagpiping, swordfights and backyard bonfires. That kind of wholesome family fun doesn't fly in Hipsterville, USA.
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